Need to get back to writing something decent. Maybe even take a break from writing. The next time I write something I probably should ask for an editor to look over it before I unleash more garbage upon you.

Recently, I have mostly been writing pure garbage I took out of google drive's trash. Please forgive me for these terrible stories I thrown at you.

Well, worse than normal that is.

5 downvotes in a row. I should've expected as much. I'm sorry for bothering you guys with "The Might Of Gods."

I'll um... I.... I need to think about this.

What do you think is the worst story I ever have written? And why was said story bad?

You know since I'm not some profound great author. (and sometimes I can only write 'good' if I get outside help) I'm a hit and miss writer. OK sometimes I'm intentionally bad, but still.

Hey all, in a couple days I am going to revoke "Our Interesting Life". As well as "Code Black". I just Dont know how to finish them, and no one likes them. But thanks for looking.

How am I supposed to get better if no matter what I do, I always make bad stories? Are all of them bad or most of them are? What am I doing wrong? What are the problems with my writing and what can I do to fix them? I really need to know the answer.

I created a bookshelf which is named "How to not write a story"

Wich is exactly how it's sounds: A story list where each element gets a bad story.
Some it's only inconsistent plot but get worse and worse, to the point you don't even know how this abomination had passed moderation.

Initially, it was only just for me as a reminder of how bad a story can be if i don't have the enough careful, but I thought someone can use it too for that purpose, so I made it public.

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We're doing it. Right now (in like a few minutes.) Reading shit stories, drinking A LOT. I'm sick, so this should be interesting.
Should be a blast. Or... at least it should be something.
Come join us mufuckas!
https://www.twitch.tv/mikesnipe

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I have to be honest here. Recently I looked into starting on The Nightmare Knight again. But when I looked at the story, I realized something: It kinda sucks to be honest. I mean, it's alright. The grammar isn't awful. (More thanks to my editor than me.)
But to me it just doesn't feel right. The characters are cliche, and even borderline Marey Sues (Badumtish) in what I had planned. I cannot look at that story and honestly say it's a work I'm proud of.

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The one story I deemed dumb enough to delete has been undeleted.

IN WHICH I WEIGH OPTIONS
Here in Flyover Country, it's Thanksgiving Eve. No gatherings obviously, but turkey's roasted. Enjoy music.

So, no real lead-in. Just please follow me past the "Continue Reading" prompt.

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We're just gonna read some REALY bad stories, Including one by Crystal, which proves to be spectacularly bad. If you'd like, come watch us do shitfaced shitfics. We will be recording, probably for two hours or so.

https://www.twitch.tv/flutterpriest

-Pencil

Instead of anything interesting, we are dragged through Theresa’s time at college. Boston College, to be exact. This is in alignment with the author’s Christian beliefs, Boston College being a Jesuit institution. We are then treated to a whole page’s worth of infodump about BC which Boutin seems to have gleaned from the introductory paragraph on the college’s wikipedia page. There is no reason for us to know any of this, unless the story concerns exactly the number of how many undergrads there

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IN WHICH I'VE BEEN SICK
The subtitle says it all. I got sick right after getting home from LA. Have some music.

So if there's anyone left to read my crap, by all means click the friendly link to Read More.

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Scherzer goes back to his home country and assures the Israeli people that Theresa will help, and that anyone who challenges her is a fool, because she has the power to destroy the world. Since we already know how powerful Theresa is, and how beloved she is by the general populace, and how anyone who dares oppose her is humiliated or jailed, any potential conflict that can come of this is pretty much voided, no matter what the author tries to throw in.

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A month has passed. Humanity has less than a year to live now. Theresa’s progress on getting HAL to make the wind blow again? She has learned how to juggle…I wish I was joking about this. I learned how to juggle years ago, and I have not stirred up so much as a mild zephyr. Boutin also shows that he doesn’t know how archery works. Incidentally, I also learned how to do that about a year ago when my niece taught me. Back to the point, Theresa seems to be taking into account every factor

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Now I've ranted about my pet peeves, onto the flame ponies of darkness. I'll give a brief rundown of my first ever story on FimFiction, and then ask why it was so bad.

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November Leaves

To be polite about it, I wish I never wrote this story. It's a smouldering pile of twenty pounds of cack in a five pound sack that's been covered in pitch then lit on fire again. The whole idea of it, wherever it came from, should have stayed in whatever hellion dimension it resided in. The ones who read this and the only one who commented on it are right to hate it, too.

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